Sometimes it's hard to keep track of everything "new and noteworthy" here in New Wexwood, so we've devoted a page to the interesting businesses, people, and activities in our fair town. We are a colorful bunch, and there's always something interesting to do, someplace interesting to eat, or new stores to browse. Don't be afraid to try something new!
**Please remember we are not responsible for any promises, guarantees, or coupons regarding this page. However, if you feel you have been taken advantage of, please let the Visitors Bureau know, and we will do what we can to help, especially to avoid any attempts at vigilantism.**
NEW WEXWOOD MYSTERY TOURS
Psst! Want to know the REAL history of New Wexwood?
New Wexwood Mystery Tours has opened its doors to answer all the unanswered questions: the disappearing walking paths, humanoid sightings, the haunted caves on the south cliffs, ghost choirs, and the disembodied fin prints that appear in the clay surrounding the east side of the inlet. True believers can take a guided walk into the Dragonwood forest (fire suits are mandatory and provided free of charge) to harvest their own Fire Gems.
Come find out the truth! Live the adventure with New Wexwood Mystery Tours! Contact us today and schedule your tour! Ask for Amy, and mention the Fire Gems for a 5% discount.
*Editor's note: if you are not a fan of legends and spooky things, you may want to talk to a Tourist Liaison:
New Tourist Liaison Program:
An exciting new program has begun in New Wexwood, which pairs locals with tourists for the duration of their stay. This allows visitors to make the most of their stay, while keeping them within their adventure comfort zone.
The unique topography of New Wexwood provides the opportunity for flora and fauna to thrive in a way that other populations might not be able. New Wexwood citizens are fully committed to supporting these alternative ecosystems and encourage a homeostatic relationship, which visitors may not recognize in a timely fashion. This new program invites visitors to maximize their enjoyment and excitement while not interrupting these ecosystems, as well as the ability to learn the town history from a local!
Details and signup opportunities are available at the New Wexwood Visitors Bureau, as well as each hotel or bed and breakfast. -- this program is in no way related to the alleged reports of Bigfoot sightings, Yeti sightings, chupacabra attacks, carnivorous mermaids, or the purple flames reported coming from the Dragonwood Forest.
LI'L BEASTMASTERS CLUB Looking for a new activity for your youngster? Consider enrolling them in the Li'l Beastmasters Club! We take an active, hands-on approach to interacting with the indigenous creatures of New Wexood, many of which have never been seen or studied anywhere else (and some have yet to be officially "seen" in New Wexwood)!
Each level of the Li'l Beastmasters Club focuses on developing exciting new skills in the fields of biology, botany, zoology, cryptozoology, and paranormal research. Colorful badges and awards document your little one's achievements and successes as they have fun and learn valuable research and survival skills!
Girls and boys are welcome, and all ages are encouraged to join. You're never too young to become a Li'l Beastmaster! A list of mandatory and/or highly encouraged vaccines/inoculations/immunizations is available for viewing on our website & will also be included in your Welcome To The (back)Pack.
IMPORTANT NOTICE: if you are approached by anyone who identifies himself or herself as an Elder or Cryptid Control, please remain calm and silent. They are not allowed to physically harass you.